The Hobbit Way

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*We are obligated to inform you that "The Happy #REDACTED#" shall be henceforth known as "The Happy Hob" in accordance with Middle Earth Enterprise's ownership of a fantasy race of little people.*


Hi. Hello, I'm Morgan Freeman.
This is my authentic Morgan Freeman voice.
Let's take a look at what the Happy Hobbit is up to in his humble kitchen.
Oh, Shiver me timbers, he's making a spot of tea.
And playing the only the only game he knows how.
Dark Souls.
And he will try not to get hit once.

No hits! (No hits.) [Sometimes he gets hit?]
That's the Hobbit way.
Kill him in the dick. (In the dick.) [Stab that knob!]
That's not even gay.
Fingering his nan in the kitchen.
That's the Hobbit way.
and incest isn't gay. (Well it can be?)

Arrr me hearties.

Put the kettle on. (Kettle on.) [Make us a cuppa!]
Hobbit's gonna slay.
He just PB'd Sif (Is that a fuckin' woof with a sword in its mouth?)
Don't you know about this game?
It's Dark Souls that he plays.
That's the Hobbit way.

Take it away Morgan.

Well, I guess it's time to shred.
Oh, I'm on fire.
I'm really cooking.

(Oh I'm really moist.)

Morgan's bangin' Nan in the kitchen!
Estus flasks are banned in the kitchen!
A spoon sure beats your hand in the kitchen!

That's the Hobbit way.


from Sonic Art 4, released July 3, 2016
Co-written, recorded and produced by Derris-Kharlan, tiasu & WetForJesus.
Mastered by tiasu.


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Derris-Kharlan Melbourne, Australia

Nathan Antony, a.k.a “Derris-Kharlan” is a composer from Melbourne, Australia.


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